Friday, September 9, 2011

sir earl, philo 1 prof

a few days ago while strolling in the mall i saw my philosophy 1 professor during my college days. he is a 6-footer, moreno and good-looking guy. (although he is not my type). i could remember all my teachers and professors even without a list and even if i could not remember all, he is definitely one whom i will never forget.

my blockmates and i were blessed to have him because we really had fun during his class every monday and thursday from 1 to 2:30. the one hour and a half period was divided into thirty (more or less) minutes of lecture and one (more or less) hour of jokes and laughter.

he is a walking arsenal of green jokes, funny stories and embarrassing celebrity moments. if only i had a recorder during those times. of course philosophy is a very interesting subject especially when we got to the part where we refute arguments by identifying their fallacies - argumentum ad hominem, argumentum ad populum, petitio principii, post hoc ergo propter hoc, etc. but then we forgot philosophy because we laughed so hard we almost cried in his class.

on our second meeting he posted this question to everyone. may conio ba sa inyo? conio. you know. make tusok-tusok the fishball?

so a conio girl was asked, miss what is the pagkakaiba of a camote and a dick?
the conio girl answered, eeewww yuck kadiri! AS IF I EAT CAMOTE?!?!

the whole class, especially the guys burst into laughter. the story was in no connection with our topic. he just wanted to share it.

funny though, i could no longer remember most of his green jokes and anecdotes. i must have laughed my way through his subject, landing a 1.25 in my class card which was more than enough for me. he said he does not give uno's.

5 comments:

wanderingcommuter said...

hahahahaha! panalo ang camote! LOL

Sean said...

she only eats kabute

paci said...

@ wanderingcommuter awaaaaard ang camote. =)

@ sean aka logan ahaha! like!

Ubermensch said...

hahaha. that's earl stanley. a very good teacher and colleague, and yeah, green. =D

citybuoy said...

Ang baboy! lol they say we only remember the good teachers. I say, we remember the pervy ones too.